Star Girl: Valentine Hearts 4.2

Fashion, glamour, stardom! What else would a young girl crave for? Oh yeah, dating celebrities.

Star Girl Valentine Hearts is a thematic version of Star Girl. In it your virtual avatar will climb the job ladder to being a real star while also dating real celebrity proxies with proxy names. Oh, and dressing up.

The general gameplay (I dare call it that) revolves around performing jobs in the music, modelling and film industry for cash and fame. These are in turn used to purchase new clothes, hairstyles and make-up.

Don't worry about the performing arts, they don't require anything more than a tap. These are just cool down timers that award cash and experience when they expire.

Besides being a contributing member of society, you will also browse through the city and enter different locations. There are shops, fashion events and other venues including a multiple storey caffè where you can flirt and get boyfriends as accessories. Check this. Your glamour value determines you level of access into the caffè and consequently the dandy-ness value of boyfriends you can acquire. Isn't that wonderful?

Oh, but everything you do costs money and energy so you need to be frugal unless you're willing to pay a visit to the ATM and inject some real money.

Conclusion

Apps like this make me vomit. It is a philosophical gut reaction that I cannot surpress since it reminds me of the all pervasive reality that surrounds us. This app is just another example of the decaying culture we experience. An app tailored specifically for young girls to shape their expectations and ethos into becoming a superficial and useless human, devoid of any trace of intelligence or wisdom. Well, Happy Valentine!